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But, this is complete
mind over body.

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See?

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Holey Moley.

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It's going through the hand.

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Okay, get the finger down right.

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That's what people are about.

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Uh, Bird I'm cooking up
something pretty big here.

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Yeah?

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Magic.

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No, I-I just flew.

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No-no-no, we do magic.

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Oh, what's that?

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It's like little tricks you do

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and the humans are
fooled by them.

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I saw it on TV, here watch.

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It's like this.

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Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Matt, Matt, Matt, your finger.

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How did you do that?

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A magician never
reveals his secrets.

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Wait a minute, what if I want to
be the magician?

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What are my tricks?
What are my secrets?

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You have the most important job
of all. You're the assistant.

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The assistant?

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Yeah.

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Well, what does the
assistant do?

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The assistant dresses nice.

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And gets to handle all
the cool props.

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The magician does all the work,

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but the assistant
gets all the applause.

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The applause?

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Yeah.

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Let's do it.

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Okay, so all we have to do is
get out of here.

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Get costumes,
magician costumes.

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And we come up with
some kind of...

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Well, finish what you're
eating first.

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This is a banana.

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Wow, big surpirse.

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Okay, here's the plan.

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What are you doing?

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The rain just felt good
on you coming down.

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You know we have a whole
magic show to plan out.

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- Alright, let's go then.
- Okay.

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Gather 'round, gather
'round folks.

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The show is about
to begin.

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Bird, let's go. Come on.

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This doesn't fit.

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I'm sure it looks great.

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Fine.

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It's a little...

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I'm not doing this.

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Ladies and Gentlemen, prepare
yourselves to witness the

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magical stylings of
The Great Matt.

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and his assistant.

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And to my right, my assistant.

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Now, like all of you,

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I love using my human fingers.

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The only problem is,
sometimes I noticed

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they have a mind
of their own.

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Can everyone see this?

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Move on.

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Wait, wait,
wait, wait.

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Now here is the real trick.

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Give me the rope- the rope.

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This is a basic human rope.

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Why do you keep calling
everything human?

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Uh, assistant? Pass me the scissors.

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Uhm, scissors?

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Yes, the scissors please.

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I-uh, didn't know we
needed scissors.

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Uh, do any of you have scissors
on you?

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No, no, no, wait.

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No, wait, wait.

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I knew this was a bad idea.

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Wait, everyone.

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Who wants to see me turn
my assistant into a bird?

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What?

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Get the box, bird.

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Uhm, okay.

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What's going to happen to me in there?

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You fly out.

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But isn't that-
Won't they-

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- Are you sure?
- Get in.

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Oh, god.

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And now I, The Great Matt,

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give you the gift of flight.

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Thank you, thank you.

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The Great Matt. The
Great Matt. The Great Matt.

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The Great Matt.

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And what can we do about my nose?

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Who is it?

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It's me. Can I talk to
you for a second?

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Come in.

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Hey, I was just thinking
about how you said

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the assistant gets the applause.

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Three minutes, Matt.

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Thank you, Grayson.

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Hi, Grayson.

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And anyway, I couldn't help but
notice that...

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These are plantains.

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The labels said banana.

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Get rid of them.

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Yeah, so. It just seems like I'm
not getting any applause.

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Okay, sorry. What do you want?

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Applause.

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Okay. Yeah, sure.
Applause, you got it.

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Hey, guys, someone from
the zoo is here.

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They know you're working with
live animals.

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So they sent someone out here to
make sure you're safe.

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Should be fine.

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Yeah.

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Assistant. Please pass me the
magic scissors.

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I forgot them.

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You are useless, aren't you?

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And what's he dressed like?

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Look at this top.

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You know. Assistant, when the
zoo keepers dump off

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your food, you're not
supposed to eat all of it.

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Surely, I deserve some respect.

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Don't I, Matt?

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No.

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And, it's The Great Matt.

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Don't forget it.

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But enough pettiness from my assistant.

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Who's ready to see me turn him
into a disgusting

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beast of the sky?

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Disgusting beast?

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A rat with wings.

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You want to see it?

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Showtime.

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Get in the box.

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No.

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What?

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A rat with wings?

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Come on.
They're loving it.

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What-what-what are you doing?
What are you doing?

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Ladies and Gentleman, who would
like to see me

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transform The Great Matt into

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an annoying mean monkey?

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Bird.

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Come on. We're in this together, right?

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I-How about we change the
name of the show?

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And so now, it's Bird and
Matt Break Loose.

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You come up with the plans, and
I'm going to be

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the guy who's like I don't know.

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Change
him back.

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Uhm.

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Dude, do something.

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Right. More magic, from
The Great Bird.

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Now, like all of
you, I love using my human

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fingers. The only problem is sometimes...

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One Second.

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I-I-I-I-I got this.

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Bring back The Great Matt.

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Wait.

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I know. Who wants to see me
transform myself into a bird?

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Yeah, that'd be good.

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Ow. What are you doing in here?

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I had to hide. You shredded my
one of a kind magic outfit.

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Well, get out of here. I have
a show to do.

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Your sh... You're just
stealing my act.

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It was my act.

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How was it your act?

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You're just the assistant.
Nobody cares

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about the assistant.

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A-ha! I knew it.

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I knew the assistant didn't get
the applause.

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You're obsessed with applause.

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- You have an applause obsession.
- Oh, get out of my way.

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Oh, you want to
do a little pulling?

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You want to do a little pulling.

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Stop pulling.

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You're pulling.
I'm pulling this.

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- Stop pulling.
- You're pulling me.

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You're going to pull
this box apart.

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But the real trick is
where did

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those two magicians
dissapear to?

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What a mystery. Well,
wherever they are,

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they must be celebrating.

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Beacause that was
one of the greatest

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magic shows of all time.

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Sorry I tried to steal the show.

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I guess I wasn't a very good
assistant, huh?

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Well, I think that's because you
never really were an assistant,

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were you?

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Huh?

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I know who you really are.

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You're The Great Bird.

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But, I couldn't help but notice
your magic finger trick

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needed some work.

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Whoa-ho-ho-ho.

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Matt, how do you do it?

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Normally, a magician would never
reveal his secrets.

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But, since you are a fellow magician

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First, you twist this finger
back around like this.

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- See that?
- You know that we're

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different species, right?